I feel achey, but it's nothing six to ten Tylenol can't cure

I remember when I thought it was so terrible when those women would say, they wake up and felt so old and they were 30. Then at 40 they would say they woke up and hurt everywhere. Then a fifty they had something wrong that hurt, I should have been sympathetic, instead of thinking they were big babies. Because now at almost 60 my body hurts. I should have gotten in on what they were doing to ease the pain. But, finally I have to say I found the cure, One Diet coke, 2-5 Tylenol and I am good to go. Bring on the pain, I can't feel anything. But those other women they found this out years earlier and because I thought they were whiners they never shared the cure, so to anyone else now you know the cure.
I remember the women in my ward that was twenty something that went on the chocolate chip and diet coke diet after each baby and lost all her weight. I bet she was downing Tylenol with each diet coke.She never mentioned pain or anything, she was happy all the time and thin and eating big chocolate chip cookies.
Well the day is going good so far, Matthew went to school and all is good, this is all I require in life right now. I have not had enlarged veins in my eyes today nor has by blood pressure hit the ceiling, so this is a good day.
I found a new bike at the gym yesterday that is made for me. It pedals easier, big seat and I am away from the bikers that stand up and pedal the whole time and make me feel uncomfortable. They make me think I should be going faster, stand up and not be counting the minutes until I can go to the treadmill and watch the Home and Garden Channel. I know I have problems when I even like the channel when I forget my headphones. I can just pretend I know what great advise they are telling the people. And everyday I say I am going to go home and redo a wall or copy something I saw and I go home and can't remember what they did or any clever thing that they did. But tomorrow, I may take notes while I am watching and walking. But then again, while I was cleaning yesterday I watched, they Wedding Planner, for maybe the 20th time and I had forgotten it and that doesn't seem to bother me.
Well just a few more days until Mothers Day, that is a big calendar date to a Hallmark Rep.,because after this date we don't make much money until Fall when the resets start and then nothing until after Halloween. Oh well I have paid for the strollers and no one else is pregnant so I am safe except for my spending problem.
So it is off to work, then the gym, then check out the new pizza place at the country store, which I know is not weight watcher friendly and then off to Matthew's play and then it starts all over again.
The kitchen table is full,because I am down sizing the office, which means I am throwing away all the junk I wasted all my money on over the years. I should stop, but the deals, I can't pass up the 10 for a $1 sales, even when I only need one.
Oh well. Life is good the Tylenol is kicking in and I feel great!